Michael: Uh oh. Drew's mum, Jazz, is coming to the Bay! And she’s bringing a suitcase full of power suits with her. You know what that means, don't you? Wait a sec, what does that mean, Georgia? Oh and where do I recognise the actress who plays her, Rachel Gordon, from?
Georgia: It means everything you thought you knew about Summer Bay is about to implode! That space marked 'Sexy but manipulative lady with penchant for cheeky afternoon chardys' left vacant by Amanda Vale is about to be filled.... Mikey, Rachel's been on Blue Heelers, All Saints and a second-rate soapie we're not going to name here.
Michael: What what? Don't tell me Drew's going to cheat on Belle again, but with his own mother this time?! That's not on. But you know what? I noticed something between her and Jules, she definitely seems to have some kind of power over him. What do you think that's about? (Oh and I hate second-rate soapies)
Georgia: I'm keeping mum on that one Mikey. Let's just say there's plenty of room in those power suit sleeves for secrets of the most shocking kind... Do you really think Jules and Jazz are hiding something?
Michael: Georgia, we're talking about Jules here. The kid's liable to do anything. He's like Lindsay Lohan, but with a manchild's body and a better hairstyle. If I had to guess, however, I'd say no, I don't think anything too sordid has happened between them. Anyway, back to talkin' just Jazz… do you really think she's going to be able to straighten out Drew? He's been giving Dan and Leah some grief lately.
Georgia: If Jules is Lindsay 'L-Lo' Lohan, then that makes Drew Paris ‘Gaol bird’ Hilton. Nothing short of a medieval torturing device would be able to straighten badboy Drew out, least of all Jazz...
Michael: I have to agree. The thing is, I have a feeling that Jazz’s arrival in the Bay is going to be less about straightening out Drew and more about a shocking secret from back when Jules and Drew were the Starsky and Hutch of their boarding school. I don’t mean the crim-busting cops part, I’m talking about the best friends forever bit… Let me leave you with this: Jazz’s appearance might be spotless, but I’m not so sure her past is.
Georgia: Touche, mon amie. Even Starsky and Hutch have their dark side. It's gonna be a hot week in ol' Summer Bay...
Michael: Nearly forgot, Georgina. Do you smell hidden agenda? Amanda always came to the Bay with one, I can't imagine Jazz wouldn't.
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Britney: I don't know about u but i think the Amanda fill in is here!
i think jules likes the new hottie Jazz is this a replay of Drew and Amanda?
Michael: You could be right Britney...poor Cassie.
Lois: I definitely think this is a replay of Amanda and Drew!
Do you think Jazz is rich?
Tania: She looks like she's rolling in cash from her clothes and Dolce Gabbana sunglasses, but looks can be deceptive.
